I knew it was my mother's fault

While doing my morning read of Google news, I ran across "Just how popular and social someone may be is likely rooted in that person's genes, according to researchers from the University of California San Diego and Harvard Medical School." Clearly it was the fault of my genes, aka mother, that all those girls in high school and college would not go out with me. Finally those sleepless nights wondering why can now stop. Phew. Eric and Jill, I haven't heard a big THANK YOU.